DJ DISLEXICAN

GOD came down to earth  to get a burrito with extra chile
(Show GOD Coming down to earth as a mexican woman)
She sees a little mexican boy crying as she walks to the nearest taco stand

GOD
Mijo, why are you crying?

Kid
(wiping his tears)
They dont like me… (sobbing)

God  (bends down to touch him)
Why don’t they like you Mijo, who are they?

Kid
(still sobbing)
My family, my friends the kids at school they all beat me up and call me beaner and wetback and little.. I dont even feel normal

God ( hugging him)
Don’t worry everything will be ok, it ok to be different!

Kid
My dad tells me its not.. he says if your different people wont like you thats why all my sister dye their black hair yellow and their brown eyes turn blue with this plastic stuff they put in their eyes .

God
Mijo, that’s horrible and what does your mother say?

Kid
She say’s that being brown is a bad thing cause a preacher told her that only white people go to heaven and White Jesus, Selena and Oscar de la Hoya should save us and teach us how to act white and be good christians.

GOD (Rolling her beautiful brown eyes)
Oh my… why them why not God?

Kid
Because my mom says that God  is too busy too help some poor beaners that cant’ find a job or a home.

GOD
My gosh mijo your family sounds mean.. Are all our people like this?

KID
Most of them are.. or they are too busy beating their wives, drinking tequila, doing coke, or selling drugs , or putting bling on there low riders  or robbing America’s children of the  their language and their futures.

God
Don’t they know that they are all the same?

KID
The preacher says we arent all the same he says there are  only good and evil black and white, and this is why god turned our skin brown to punish use for or sins.
GOD
wow, Have I really been  gone that long? i just came down here to eat a burrito with extra chile? And my people are worse then I left them.
KID
Well maybe you shouldn’t have left them in the first place?
GOD
Do you know how hard it is to be GOD?

KID
Do you know how hard it is to be a kid ?

( they just look in each others eyes and see each others pain)

GOD

Well, look take me to your racist preacher and I will set him strait then we will deal with your parents later.

KID
Well Im kind of afraid, God

GOD
Why,?

KID
obviously you’ve never been to a catholic church in awhile have you?

GOD
No thats the last place I want to go. but Im tired of this kind of stuff you see why I hate coming down here.

KID
You think you have it bad think of the people that live here.. look around you.. everybody’s poor, the evil are rich, we kill ourselves and each other excuse me for saying this but you need to catch up with the times.

GOD
Look, Mijo I know but even god needs a break what’s going on in this church and why should such a young boy like you be afraid of it?

Kid
Not to make matters worse but they have been killing jews and muslims in your name since the dark ages, and plus they never let women preform the sacraments or be priests and they have been raping little boys in the past couple of years cause of a vow of celery.

God

Celery?

Kid

Uh huh you know when you cant lay in bed a make a girl make noise like she’s moving furniture?

GOD
Mijo, you mean celibacy.. yeah this needs to stop now I’ve been gone for too long what else should I know?

KID
Well we should watch out for something called the border control.

GOD
Why?

KID
They import people back to mexico even tough I was born here I been sent back there twice .

GOD
Why, don’t the know that all people are welcome everywhere?

KID
They don’t care they just think we are all the same, I even saw they deport an arab because his wallet got stolen.

GOD
Then what happened?

KID
They tied him up and threw him in the river even though he couldn’t swim

GOD
Wow  did he die?

KID

I think so.. but Mommy said it was cause he flew a plane into a building and his people didn’t believe in white god they believed is some one named Alan

GOD
You mean ALLAH, thats my name…I have many names…

KID
Why do you have so many? You must be mexican because I have like 5 names.

GOD
Well, We Shall be safe and see if maybe we can put an end to all this drama  once and for all then I could get a burrito and go back to heaven. Before my son gets home.

KID
What happens  when he gets home?

GOD
If Im not home he lets everybody in…

KID
What’s wrong with that?

GOD
Pat Robinson should not go to heaven, Ronald Reagan should not go to heaven
they were evil men. Have you ever read the  old testament? those were my pms days where when people used to fear god now they just laugh at me..

KID
Why dont they go to the other place?

GOD
Because the other place has been overcrowded  with  republicans for years not to mention Bush’s cabinet has a nice little place in the hills there and all of the famous people from hollywood, with the exception of a few.

KID
Cool, so what about the pope?

GOD
The who?

KID
The Pope you know the pope?

GOD (confused)
No who’s that ?

KID
Oh my well the pope is an old man who is the head of the catholic church but I heard he raps and he was a nazi.

GOD
Well then we will see this pope and find out what is going on do you know where he lives?

KID
Are you supposed to be all knowing?

GOD
Aren’t you supposed to be in school?

(They just look in each others eyes again)

KID
Yeah they don’t want us in school they say we take from all the others education.

GOD

Really, wow you would think for the land of the free people would be more open minded.

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So many imperfections in this imperfect world
She hates herself a little bit more  just the sins of a girl
the imperfections maybe its god’s little joke  so we can all laugh
Or maybe its the reason that our pain in shared in half
too small too big its the all the same to me
another excuse to stop us from being too free
we can’t stop them from being too rich but that’s just me
ugliness is defined for my brown eyes to see
Im Imperfect im perfect dawg
Lemme show how to work it
work it come lets work imperfect
Imperfection is my perfection
use the pen for a sword and the word as a weapon
Imperfection imperfection
if try to be you I’ve failed myself if I try to stick to you I’ve nail myself
Look in the mirror and you hate your face
Look at your skin and you hate your race
Look at yourself naked and you hate your weight
Look at yourself and all there is  is hate
Too pretty to be perfect to ugly to be pretty
Too nice too be mean Too mean to act shitty
Imperial  gold and jewels
worn by claude and fools
Imperfection Imperfections
Imperfect yourself before your wreck yourself
Perfect beats over dirty streaks
blood and youth just seep and seep
like the blood that runs thru the week
Time makes bitches of us all
implying that she looks awful makes her fall
Too young Too Old to be lame
Hate the man and woman the same
Imperfect little brain  body and soul
Hating yourself can sure take it’s toll
Suicide I feel like I’m dying inside
Too muck drink too little pride
like he girl can you love a man with a broken soul
She just laughed and said no
Imperfect imperfect lemme show you how to work it
if six was nine then nine would be fine to tell her lines
but she don’t mind the find way you don’t care
even though you love her eyes skin and hair
How can you have her see that your beautiful girl can’t you see

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did I come on too strong or not strong enough? 

The world that I lived before you is way too tough

So I forgot that you ever existed  

maybe its for its for the better black listed 

The beat of the sax sends me to a new place

I look at you and sigh wishing I had a new face

Cause people like you come a dime a dozen

Acting like you know something

Are you better than me that has yet to be determined 

You’re like a stick of wood mashed up to be burning 

Maybe Im too literate and that’s a problem for myself

Thinking too much is bad for your health

Ask Melissa 

Damn I missed her fucked it up and gave her  to another mister 

So listen to the sonnet as I let it go 

The people and the places that you think you know

One day the waves shift to change 

Making everything out of my range

Shit that hurt your soul and kills your brain 

This is a picture outside of the brain

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Hey Check out stuff coming from Soulverse I’ve been working on the Soulverse Website and the myspace and everything in between. Big super awesome props goes out to the Capoeira Team from NMSU for helping us out. Tomorrow is the Rap 4 Phood and it should be dope as all hell We will be handing out flyers for the 25th and busting flo’s and the Capo kids are gonna be dancing it should be tight

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Hey world this is dj dislexican saying hello  I got a couple of poems and the 25th of this month is going to be yet another Open Room at Corbett Center. Here are a couple of poems of mine  and some stuff that I’ve been working on :

Slam bitches!

            What is slam? is it a thing? a word? a movie by Saul Williams on how  to be cool or hip, while the boys listen the girls can’t get off the pen tip.

Slam!

Is it a revolution made for suburban institutions?

Little college girls promoting feminist agendas even though they have no clue of susan b anthony or Elizabeth Cody Staten? Even though they talk about woman’s rights  then act like a super slut at nights ? Dont hate me dear Im just rapping telling you what I saw and how it happened  Held to a double standard , doing the right with the left handed  I got you thinking breathing hard and panting , its like my momma would do to me when I was acting up start slapping

Or is it just a wanna  slim shady, little kim lady or jonny come lately  ranting ? Look and the seeds slams as my words jam, in you like I planned

It slam man!

What is slam is it something a Denny’s you get  with a side of hash browns ?

Is slam gravity and reality to the ground .

Or a Jonny Depp look alike saying he’s a rock star with a big dick  and the sad white girl who writes about something she saw on Lifetime  or guys touching her to invoke pity and sentiment from her fellow peers to wipe her fake mascara tears  even thought I would never touch her even if she paid me..

Trust Fund Hippies of the world UNITE!

 My college kid  thesis Why Slam is good for me cause Im too white

to bust flows get chains and hoes seen it all on Mtv

That’s the first time I learn what and how to smoke Dro

Cause Kurt Loder and Christina showed me so

Its Slam man…

is slam a word…..a word… a word you repeat and then you get louder and LOUDER until you audience is insulted and pale  clam chowder.

Slam it gives sheltered Nintendo  power  kids power, gives Malibu barbie and Gi Joe and ken powers like r kelly golden showers

Power like Minimum wage 5.15 and hour

Slam is like pogs and Im the slammer here to make you flip

and sick and stick to this dick, nah never that I just am using words to feel this clever rap any idiot  can do that.

It’s slam man!

A new main drain name lame brain brand

Come one come all you Suburban revolutionaries

let me show you the ghetto, not the one you see on Tv

not the one you’ve seen  in a documentary I lived in the 3rd world next to your 4th world, Im the dude that wiped the dust off your window sill

mowed your lawns, pick up your condom wrappers and cans, sold oranges and pick chile and onions , and cleaned your pool,

Yet Im not damn fool

My parents and there parents though educated in the streets and libraries never went to your schools

Slam its like  so damn.Cool !  Hey like  lets make a group  that only cares about points instead of making a point. That’s originality at its finest lets take the fun out of poetry  and all you hold dear  shove it up your rear and amalgamate it, degrade it and put it in to a tiny marketable shrink wrap

ALL CAUSE IM TOO WHACK TO RAP

Its slam man

another art form Anglos stole from the Black man

its fucking whack man

Jazz, blues and hip hop, rock

all to make swing, square dancing, pop, and soft rock

That’s what slam has become

I want you all ….poets included

To say fuck Points

Fuck slam teams. Fuck Slammers,. competitions and poetic dreams

Fuck your right to voice your concern or make the world turn

I work alone, with out guidance or instruction you sucked the fun out of it like liposuction

All of you in the audience don’t give a fuck that I was born disabled and poor

But if one of your own got up here a spent 4 months on how to make disabled turn to disadvantaged and poor to destitute and change and romanticize the fact that Im not a mexican Im a poor “latino” or hispanic

This is your time to panic DAMN it

It’s slam man …Damn

You would applaud the poem give that person a medal for watching a movie documentary  and say like  wow good job (Cali voice) “Like  that was totally awesome I like totally  felt like I was there in mexico with those “poor kids”

Yeah right, as we say in Spanish: No mames buay! as I can say those kids were my primos, hermanos carnalas, abuelas and tias, compas, piasas   Translated in anglo as Stopping playing bro ,thats my family your talking about you would feel the same  If I got on stage and said Fuck white people! EVEN THO IM HALF WHITE or I like to tell myself I am so you wont call me a racist  even thought race has nothing to do with it  would you do what your daddy and grandaddy did lynch a mexican and hang him like a xmas ornament  “Ayuk My gosh golly look at them meskins hanging der like your poetree  dang ole beaners”  as I look in the crowd as if I stubbed your toe HANGING your regrets like streamers look, Fuck it   there s the door if you don’t like just go,back to playing wow!  I m stuck between keeping it real and keeping right  keeping black yellow red brown and white cause Im doing it   right fucking now!

ITs SLAM man

Through the social microscope with your blackberries Iphone and laptops

 Mira ese! you want to be part of us  orale homes Dime carnal  Have You ever picked crops? Ran from cops or or gotten caught ?

 Now now Im not looking for you pity or respect or anything you fucken slammy snob!

I just want you too see how many bad apples can fuck up the whole barrel and ruin something that I love something more then just a dream

That I use a weapon

against the fake fool writing as making points for there little clubs

They’re afraid of my family  and my friends think that we are a bunch dirty Mexicans  of ghetto thugs

Look man, Im half brown all the way down and Im the dude that sells you drugs

While your home in your park place or grove apartment sitting above

Im on Martin luther king way getting Love

From people that know what up que saben la onda

So fuck your Slam and your pretenses my cultural offenses

It slam man like  the hippy dippy Weather  man, funny like George Carlin can

A fucking clown in white face

but wait now  your an expert on my race

on where I rest weary patas in my place

Im done watching you kids fucking it

you all are cartoons Donald ducking it

No I wont help you on your Spanish home work

Toma mi pinche  mangurea puto  so start sucking it

Its slam man and I’ll be damned to get shammed while I rep the four states they took from us man!

Im no joker no man with a plan, no real reason for you you have the power to vote, make laws and promote your agendas  I have no real power this is how voice   my concern make royalties blood burn and squirm

Slam man ….just slam you’ve been slammed  crammed and  you know where I stand

on the bottom , you on top  apples have gotten rotten and you’ don’t care after I’m done talking it  will a be forgotten, while you connected to my space or face book to find your Mircosoft  pc public relations out look   then really  what’s slam about  you despicable crook?

And just so you know I hate what we have become

I hate what we have become

I’ll never join your club I would never be part of anything that would accept me for being fake

The word of the day

SLAM…for all you snakes

the poetry they took away!

Slam!

Slam bitches

away gone away

Slam snitches

away, they’ll pay they’ll pay

SLAM Bitches

away

SLAM! Bitches !

Damn Bitches

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Dude my job sux balls at least I have one I’m broke as all hell and at the moment I’m angry cause I dont save my cash and I need to let the money come in with my newest album that is still being edited and it sucks when you are broke like hell and you are angry I hope you guys like the new website design and what not and I hope you all are ready for code rode cafe on Oct. 18th at 8pm so go and check it out for us and tell me what’s up and what not I hate being broke I guess I need to hustle more and make more beats and more mixtapes that I can get down on right now Visions, and a couple of other mc’s are working on a way to make a dope mixtape in fact my plate is so full that I have to give some to my dogs. jk Either way I know I will make it and make more cash and quit this gay ass apple bullshit that is whack and do what I love and put my all into it like I really like music and the southwest and how we are getting ready for something big some thing that wont have me scrapping for little scraps that  I can barely live on !

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